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DROWN MY SORROWS The darkness of my soul screams in pain Boy, love me back or I’ll forever be in vain Say no longer of your sweet nothings For these controlled feelings will be spilling. You stole away my breath And bestowed me a kiss of death You know you’re my poisonous religion...

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NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy . EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob...

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"IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." . "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" . "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned...

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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch...

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Whew, it's been a year since I've posted here. I missed this page soooo much. I forgot how to access this page, and since now I've retrieved it, I'm posting as many as I can, haha. ...

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I promise you. Until I die, I will touch no man except for you. Until I die, I will flirt to no man except for you. I am yours. From the top of my head to the bottom of my feet, every single bit of me, with nothing left out. I can`t remember...

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